How Low Can A Punk Get?

Bad Brains at CBGB's 1982
(second song is Banned In DC)

Someone stole my umbrella today.
Am I wrong to think that this was a real dick move?
I walked into a store and put my new-ish, completely functional umbrella in the basket by the door.
When I went to get it on my way out it was gone, and in it's place was a shitty broken umbrella.
I didn't even bother taking it because it was so obviously useless.
Maybe I had low blood sugar or something but my faith in humanity took a little nose dive.
Now I feel like a schmuck for letting it get to me, but at the time I really thought I had witnessed a new low.